From the bestselling author of A Year In The Merde, this is the 10 commandments for living with the French. With advice on essential phrases and bon mots to cover all eventualities, and illustrated with real life anecdotes, it's a book that no self- respecting Francophile - or Francophobe - will want to be without. 'Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle' Times