Officer Spence Makes No Sense!, Paperback/Dan Gutman

The weirdness never stops The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep endSomebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sightSomebody is going to go to jailWho is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.